I Think I Love My Wife

I have not seen the movie, but today TB caught me with a nice one-liner that warranted a flagrant foul for un-sportsmanlike conduct. It also provided a new quote of the day entry.

Scene: TB and I are exchanging instant messages discussing today’s release of our employer’s quarterly earnings report, plans for the evening, etc. Trying to catch her off-guard, I walk into a verbal smackdown:

Me: Should I get a Range Rover or that Lexus hybrid?
TB: You have no sense. Try getting some of that first.
Me: [feeling tart] Dag, that’s raw.
TB: LMAO….you know how I do.

She’s a hater.