On Bill Belichick

Today’s Quote of the Day is courtesy of the e-mail discussion alias from my undergraduate living group, http://web.mit.edu/chocolate-city/www/. (Yes, it really does exist and has since 1975.) Though it has been a while since I graduated, the young(er) guys always have interesting opinions which they are always willing to share.

About New England Patriots head coach, Bill Belichick:

“…what do ya expect from a team whose head coach dresses like a child-molesting ice cream vendor?”

You be the judge…

Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Animal Kingdom

A new “Quote of the Day” entry:

You don’t see Roy’s [Horn] a$$ back up there with those white tigers after Montecore showed him his tiger paw kung fu style.

This quote is an excerpt from an IM exchange on whether Steve Irwin’s death from a stingray barb to the heart should be categorized as freak accident of nature or valuable learning lesson.

We’ve had tigers (Roy Horn), bears (Timothy Treadwell), horses (Christopher Reeve) and now stingrays (Steve Irwin).  The animals are trying to tell us something.  What’s next?  Dolphins?

24

Today’s Quotes of the Day are in reference to the television show ’24’ that comes on Fox on Mondays. ’24’ is one of our favorite shows since ‘ER’ has become so horrible over the last 3 years and ‘The Practice’ was canned then morphed into ‘Boston Legal.’

The source of these quotes is an email message I received from a friend with the subject ‘Top One Hundred ’24’ Facts.’ Here are my top 10 from that list:

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

If everyone on ’24’ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called ’12.’

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times.

When you open a can of whoop-a$$, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Jack Bauer’s calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests….Jack Bauer doesn’t associate with anything that is #2.

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack Bauer replies, ‘Previously, on 24…’

 

Quote of the Day

I thought I would begin a new series on my blog for periodically sharing tidbits of sometimes insightful, sometimes comical and most times utterly useless quotes.  I will tag these with “QOTD” in the event anyone wants to quickly generate the complete list sometime in the future.  Today’s entry:

2006 is the Year of the Sucka and I have doused myself in Hater Eliminator™