The Animal Kingdom

A new “Quote of the Day” entry:

You don’t see Roy’s [Horn] a$$ back up there with those white tigers after Montecore showed him his tiger paw kung fu style.

This quote is an excerpt from an IM exchange on whether Steve Irwin’s death from a stingray barb to the heart should be categorized as freak accident of nature or valuable learning lesson.

We’ve had tigers (Roy Horn), bears (Timothy Treadwell), horses (Christopher Reeve) and now stingrays (Steve Irwin).  The animals are trying to tell us something.  What’s next?  Dolphins?

Too Much Team Spirit

Go, Team!While this woman deserves kudos for her team spirit, the act itself seems more like idiotic grandstanding.  I mean her neck is in a brace and her forehead is taped down — to prevent (additional) neck and spinal cord injury — but, hey, at least she can move her arms.  “Go, Team!  Meet me in radiology!”

At least we know who the frontrunner is for Team Captain next season.

Brighter Days

I just returned from burying my niece. As could be expected, there was so much grief, sorrow, anger…the typical emotions that pay visit when a loved one is lost and linger longer when that loved one leaves too soon.  I was inspired by the number of lives Kailynn touched in two months without ever saying a word.

We needed (and will continue to need) all the inspiration we could get.  The outpouring of love and support over this past week by family and friends, near and far, has me pushing toward brighter days.

Thank you all.

Beta is Better

Since when did extended betas of online applications become acceptable and commonplace?

Take, for example, Yahoo Flickr, Microsoft Live and Google Gmail. All have had that insidious four-letter word attached to their brands for several months or years. It is so bad the designers for each site have even included the word “Beta” in their logos.

Any respectable software engineer will tell you beta releases are hugely important parts of the product development cycle for gathering feedback and easing adoption. However, back in the old days of shrink-wrapped software, in the mid- to late-90s, betas were short, on the order of 3-6 months. Nowadays, it is common, if not downright expected, for hugely successful online applications to stay in beta for years.

Perhaps the permanent beta implies software that is never finished because it is constantly being improved. As a result, all the major players are falling in line with extended beta branding for fear of being viewed as staid or lagging behind. “Beta” is the new symbol of innovation. If this is true it is only a matter of time before one of the major players attempts to one-up the others by re-purposing “Alpha” in a similar manner.

Personally, I would be impressed with an “Omega” branding of a major online application whose tag line is “It is so good there is nothing left for us to add or improve.” That would be killer.

Keith

Directing Reformer

According to the results of the Insights Discovery personality profile survey I recently completed at work, I am a Directing Reformer.

Like most modern-day personality tests (e.g., Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI)), the theory behind the Insights Discovery System is based on the psychological types research conducted by Swiss pshychiatrist Carl Jung in the early 1900s.  Unlike the Myers-Briggs personality test — which I also completed a few years ago (ISTJ) — the results of the Insights Discovery System are said to be unique to the individual or at least more sensitive to the nuances of something as complex as personality.  As a result, the findings, if you will, are claimed to be more precisely tailored to the person answering the questions than other personality tests. 

For example, the resulting profile of a Myers-Briggs personality test is pretty much the same for every ISTJ.  However, the resulting profiles of the Insights Discovery System are said to be unique in that many people can be identified as Directing Reformers yet yield very different profiles.

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