24

Today’s Quotes of the Day are in reference to the television show ’24’ that comes on Fox on Mondays. ’24’ is one of our favorite shows since ‘ER’ has become so horrible over the last 3 years and ‘The Practice’ was canned then morphed into ‘Boston Legal.’

The source of these quotes is an email message I received from a friend with the subject ‘Top One Hundred ’24’ Facts.’ Here are my top 10 from that list:

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

If everyone on ’24’ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called ’12.’

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times.

When you open a can of whoop-a$$, Jack Bauer jumps out.

Jack Bauer’s calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests….Jack Bauer doesn’t associate with anything that is #2.

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack Bauer replies, ‘Previously, on 24…’

 

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